click on picture to read the rest…This is INSANE!
“make sure they can feel the heat”
I really don’t care if the daughter turns out homo or hetero, but I will still do this should I find Lil’ Wayne or Coldplay in her music collection. I’ll make sure she feels the heat of the flames because you do go to hell for listening to that crap.
HELP!
haha woww this is like the stupidest thing i have ever seen. what makes any one these bands gay
Hahaha! “Feel the heat”…
I am obviously the gayest person a-live.
you totally have to click on the link and read all the other bands. just too funny. ;D
well, fuck. i must be the biggest flamin’ lesbian going, then.
picture to see the rest of...douchebag’s extensive list of “gay bands.” After reading this...
Oh, I am so emailing them to say Creed makes you gay! —DW
lmao I’ve totally read this before, hella long ago. I love how Morrissey is “questionable” - cracks me up.
haha woww this is like the stupidest thing i have ever seen. what makes any one these bands gay
WTF, by the way woah! the picture from down here O.o hahahahhaha jajajaja i like it …….yeah.
hahahahha What Slipknot!? WTF
Yeah the Jonas Brothers are ESPECIALLY bad to let your kids listen to what with the purity rings they wear and all AND...
This is terrifying, yes, but the funniest thing for me in this was that, if you click on the photo and keep reading the...
i have to say that i’m impressed at some of the entries on this list, particularly merzbow (spelled wrong) and boredoms....
They list Lil’ Wayne and Elton John twice. I guess they are super gay? I’m a little shocked at the inclusion of Toby...
I love how Morrissey is listed as (?questionable?!) this is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day. mostly because almost...
Half of me is super offended at the idea that kids could be turned into homosexuals based off of music and the other...
wtf is this? ridiculous.
This reminds me of that story from a few months ago where apparently Zac Efron and Lil’ Wayne kissed.
As soon as I saw Coldplay, I thought, “You know how I know you’re gay?…” Haha. That’s a stupid joke.
toby keith!? i’m really curious about the research process. is man or astro-man? popping up a lot in teen playlists...
THE BLACK KEYS ARE GAY????
first of all…how is lil wayne gay? overplayed and inappropriate for children? yes....gay?...
I… just… WHAT? /brain explodes. The fact that people read this and seriously abide by it just makes me sad for the...
This is ridic. I mean he is right about Nickleback and I mean I guess technically Clay Aiken. But this is absolutely...
reals!? i guess i should have a chat with myself…
So, someone just copied my entire itunes library into this list
Your favorite band is so heterosexual.
La banda más segura para tu familia....UPDATE: Aparentemente un hoax, pero funny...
Hahahaha… turns out everyone’s a little gay, eh? AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH RADIOHEAD!? Sheesh. Some of these bands do not...
(This is satire, btw.)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!?!?!?!
AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW… they’ll be listening to Metallica and sucking their friends’ tongues. Apparently Tom Waits...
I mean, Coldplay is pretty gay, but mostly in that ‘this is the vernacular the kids are using’ way, and not in that...
LMAO isn’t Jonas Brothers right under Jason Mraz? But anyway, HOW DARE THEY CALL COLDPLAY, DCFC, AND INTERPOL GAY. >:[[
Fail for having Jason Mraz up there and NOT the Jonas Brothers. Sick world we’re living in SICK PEOPLE.
from ihatemyparents Beware of any preacher whose name is “Donnie”...“Davie” (with the...
squibble:sokeri: amazing
“Sigur Ros (nudist)” “George Michael (texan)” ?
Someone obviously thought Brian was actually a woman.
Not only is this list ridiculous and include the straightest man in the world (Ted Nugent) I went to the site to see the...
OH NO. Im gonna turn gay cause i listen to theses bands. Lol. Some people really have too much time on their hands
LOL. I guess this means I’m going to hell fo’ sho.
Taking away the fact they list some bands TWICE, how is it that some of these artists are “gay”? I’d list some of them...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donnie_Davies “…s a fictional character who is featured in a number of websites” Y’all need...
But it’s okay! Because My Chem isn’t on the list!
Ok so I just did a ton of research on this and I am almost positive its a hoax.
arseniccupcakes:sugarcreamcandy:electricalgloom:karlahoney:pomosexual:w33d:juliasegal:
You know how I know you’re gay? You listen to Coldplay.
Coldplay is offensive because they suck and it offends me. but some of those bands are really good. i didnt read the...
coldplay??? since when are they in any way offensive? they’re so inoffensive they’ve crossed over in to boring.
rilo kiley, fleet foxes, and arcade fire?! i dont recognize any gay messages in their music…someone just has a fear of...
IS THIS FUCKING REAL?!?!? D:< ugh, I have no words.
w33d:juliasegal:...this band list is fascinating. the black keys? what the fuck is so gay...
I hate everybody. Seriously. (PS: I’m about 40 artists deep on that list. At least they kept it diverse :-/ )
this made my day
url for these guys~? hiFUCKINGlarious
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WOW. I’m speechless. “Marilyn Manson (dark gay)”
MY GOD! Half of these are...sexiest bands ever…and there are a lot of “GAY” bands missing....
If marilyn manson is gay why does he have half naked women in most of his videos? and why did he have sex with a woman...
Coldplay and now...can’t get this penis out...mouth. He said...
Because, you know, LIZBIANS and TEXANS.
The epitome of stupidity.
rofll ahahahha the Queers, duh !! Jonas brothers was underlined ahahahahah and Michael Jackson tehehhe
And Toby Keith - who is not in my collection. Interesting that he made the list.
I can totally see Coldplay turning people gay.
First thing I thought too. Half their songs are about women I’m sorry I’ve never met.
Pink shirt, mustache, ample torso. Clearly Donnie Davie is a bear. Also, Black Keys is gay music? That shit makes me...
How do you light a CD on fire? Does he provide instructions? What if I don’t have the CDs, just the Internet mp3? Do I...
(!@Y#(@!#HIU@# “Gateway Bands” are the new “Gateway Drugs” so apparently Gay is the new High. I thought Boy Scout...
NoFx (gay punk) I laughed.
this guy, im Triple-Certified Gay (9 bands total), haha
I like how Morrissey is “?questionable?”
Wow. Just…wow.
OH NO YOU GUYS, I THINK I’M A LIZBEAN! I LISTEN TO 90% OF THESE BANDS! Yeah, because Panic At The Disco doesn’t make me...
OMG! WTF??!??! =| Wow….
This is completely insane. But I have...make this joke: Coldplay
———————————————————————————————————————- So, it isn’t really like me to defend the Christians, but I feel like this...
Yes, it is. If your mother says
The Safe Bands list is apparently made up of bands that “foster Heterosexual desires and stimulate a Christian mode of...
hahaha. i agree with Coldplay though. :)
Whutttt. I’m hoping this entire site is a satire. If it is, then it’s genius! If it’s not…
LMAO. XD Jonas Brothers.
Jesus H. Christ.
Oh my god! According to this list I’m EXTREMELY endangered to be gay. What am I gonna do now? *rofl*
omg turbonegro was on there
I posted the link to this site awhile ago…I find it funny that Lil Wayne is on the list twice.
looool why am i not surprised panic is on there.
LOL TEGAN AND SARA
Oh. :B I’m pretty content with that.
Slipknot?! Really?! With the exception of sodomizing this clown with a mop handle Oklahoma prison style, I think this...
When I first read this, I misread the first bolded phrase as “Gayteway Bands” and thought it was the most awesomely...
No… as in you’ve never seen the movie entitled “40 Year Old Virgin.”
virgin? Is that an anti-virgin?
I say, if your parents are going about burning your gay music, you should do...same to...
Morrissey? (questionable?) AAH HA HA HA HA!
You’re just mad because you’re a 40 Year Old Virgin virgin.
I really like the entry (when full pic is viewed)that simply reads: Ted Nugent (loincloth)
I think “Fix You” is even somehow less nauseating than the prospect of listening to THIS guy asking me to take his hand....
BEWARE POP GROOVES AND SALACIOUS MELODIES.
…does it count if my parents rented it around age 12...saw snippets of it? 3:
Haha: Ted Nugent (loincloth)
lulz, Emma hasn’t seen 40 year old virgin. Jack, i win.
Twisted Sister(jj) What does (jj) even mean? Am I just proving how naive I am? Also, Elton John is “really gay.” Did you...
If this is going to lead to unecessary hostility, then no?
You know how I know you’re gay?
I really don’t care if the daughter turns out homo or hetero, but I will still do this should I find Lil’ Wayne or...
“make sure they can feel the heat” be sure to...entire list - ELTON JOHN IS “REALLY GAY”
I lol’d, because I love pink and coldplay. And John Mayer. Oh noez, better burn mai CDs D:
so everyone? LMAO